I did a RSA(Responsible Service of Alcohol ) course today. There was about 18 youngens there on the course, plus myself, and an old biker called Mick, who rode a Harley Davidson, who I had never met before.
This course now enables me to work in a bar, sensibly, if that is possible. The day course ended with an assessment before we were given our pass certificate, which was mostly multiple choice. Personally, after a few too many beers last night, I didn’t really take as much information into my numbed brain cells as what I should have done. So before myself, and Mick, the biker had even put our pens to paper, all the youngens had finished, put their pens in their pencil cases, and left.
Luckily, the course tutor wanted to get off early because she had an afternoon barbecue to go to, so she gave us the answers we could not get, just to get rid of us. Sometimes it pays to be older, stupid, and pissed. So basically, if I serve someone in the future who is inebriated and they get knocked down by a bus, skateboarder, parachutist, or a horse and cart, on their way home, then I am not responsible, am I?
Next week I am doing a RSG(Responsible Service of Gambling) course. Let us hope that I get the same tutor who wants to go to a barby again. What would be the odds on that happening? Anybody want to make a bet with me that I pass again next week? I bet you ten pints I pass...
This course now enables me to work in a bar, sensibly, if that is possible. The day course ended with an assessment before we were given our pass certificate, which was mostly multiple choice. Personally, after a few too many beers last night, I didn’t really take as much information into my numbed brain cells as what I should have done. So before myself, and Mick, the biker had even put our pens to paper, all the youngens had finished, put their pens in their pencil cases, and left.
Luckily, the course tutor wanted to get off early because she had an afternoon barbecue to go to, so she gave us the answers we could not get, just to get rid of us. Sometimes it pays to be older, stupid, and pissed. So basically, if I serve someone in the future who is inebriated and they get knocked down by a bus, skateboarder, parachutist, or a horse and cart, on their way home, then I am not responsible, am I?
Next week I am doing a RSG(Responsible Service of Gambling) course. Let us hope that I get the same tutor who wants to go to a barby again. What would be the odds on that happening? Anybody want to make a bet with me that I pass again next week? I bet you ten pints I pass...
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