Letcher-Grinder-Fish-Poe is a book where reality crosses over with the surreal. Four great friends, who have known each other since childhood, meet up once a month for beer swilling; piss taking, illegal substances, betting on the horses, and the usual madness that follows their money winning prowess. This particular weekend is somewhat different to normal though, and basically nobody has a damn clue what the hell is going on around them. They find themselves in a place that is called Shinagoggy, a place where nothing makes any sense, that is, unless you are already insane. Why would you find yourself travelling through snow covered forests of Monkey Puzzle trees, while at the same time trying to steer a 1970’s ice-cream van to a pub called Chef Rhino Triple Greeds, with two, very strange, smelly and unpredictable dwarfs called Justin and Lennie? Then there is an ice-cream man called Steve, who you haven’t seen since you were at primary school together and was supposed to have been killed in a quarry accident in 1972. Why is the snowy countryside strewn with items of disused furniture and smelly work boots? Why do people go to the pub dressed in evening wear, just so that they can sharpen pencils? Who are the Blame Police, and why is the sheriff a woman who likes the death sentence? Who is Mister Lucky, and why does he wear a leotard while riding a child size bicycle? Who is Acrylic? He Pinched Rogers Trifle, what does that mean? Who is Polyester? What is Helicopter Shred Finger? Why is Different, the dwarf, wearing a Ten Gallon Hat covered in Sellotape? What does celery do? Why is it best to wear sunglasses in the pub at midnight? What colour bowler hat does Steve wear? Who is Kack? Do astronauts really support Manchester United? What is the Incontinence Law? Who gets killed and buried every week of the year? What is a Field Dwarf? What is the last drink you would ever want to get served in the pub? What does Letcher smell in the air? Who gets arrested in just his underpants? There are many questions I could ask, but I know for a fact that you couldn’t possibly answer them without reading the book. So do yourself a favour, when the book is released, be one of the first to purchase it before it becomes the best seller of the century. Then you can say that you learned the answers to all the above questions before anybody else got a look in. So if you love the mad, insane and the humorous, then you will love Letcher-Grinder-Fish-Poe. I dare you to buy a copy and have the most enjoyable, insane read, ever.
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